Natural disasters aren’t something to be happy about. However, if one can take advantage of them, there’s a tremendous opportunity to score points—as a group that will be despised for life—and even reclaim the people’s affection.

We are saving you day and night.
We are even making you a part of our sustenance.
We can also prove that our top commander hasn’t slept for five days.

Now, just as we once stole oxygen cylinders, we are looting ships with firearms.
We are seizing donation items and ordering them to be delivered straight into our ranks.
We are beating charity workers with shoes and buckets.
We are shelling areas prone to floods.
And finally, because charity workers have VPNs on their phones, they are hoarding both their phones and money.

The top commander needs to know what’s happening on the ground—before the entire people come to despise the military.